"It’s a bad day, not a bad life."
This is amazing!
My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.
look at this shit. fucking look at it.
im at the pizza hut. im at the taco bell. im at the long john silvers. im at the dunkin donuts. im at the baskin robins. im at the combination pizza hut, taco bell, long john silvers, dunkin donuts and baskin robins
Truly one of the wonders of this world
Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
this is actually the cutest thing ever i’m going to cry
like a little deer
we’re doing spring cleaning and i cant remember if ive seen my mom sleep in the past 3 days or not
32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
nobody say a word
….WHAT IS IT?!
THIS BOTHERS ME SOMEONE EXPLAIN
I’M NO SAYING IT! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm